Hello there! My name is Erik Voss, and like famous villains Draco Malfoy, Johnny Lawrence, and Joffrey Baratheon, I have a full head of blond hair. Because I can’t tell the difference between causation and correlation, I fear I might also be EVIL. And since you can never really trust those drugstore-bought home morality tests, I created this podcast to help me sort things out.
The Evil Blond Kid podcast will feature a new episode once a month (maybe more often) in which I will tell an anecdote from my life wherein I engaged in some morally questionable behavior. Hopefully with time, I’ll be able to step back and gaze upon my life experiences as an old weaver would reflect upon his stitchwork to decipher if he’s been unknowingly weaving a big swastika scarf. Happens more often than you think.
The episodes will be short — no longer than 10 minutes — and will feature humor and theme music and plot twists… you know, to compensate for my stupid voice. If you like what you hear, share it with friends! Give me feedback! And you can be honest. Any haters who find themselves in my evil death labyrinth should consider their fates a mere correlation.
Thanks for listening!